April Fool 25

Introducing the xBloom Studio "Globetrotter" Se...
April 1, 2024 – You’re a traveler who demands excellence in your destinations, your experiences, and especially your coffee. But until now, the perfect pour-over on the go required lugging half your kitchen...
Introducing the xBloom Studio "Globetrotter" Se...
April 1, 2024 – You’re a traveler who demands excellence in your destinations, your experiences, and especially your coffee. But until now, the perfect pour-over on the go required lugging half your kitchen...

xBloom Studio "NEW PARENT EDITION" - Because Sl...
Finally... A pour-over machine that understands the "unique despair" of being a new parent. Refer a friend, and we'll BOTH cry into our mugs together! ...
xBloom Studio "NEW PARENT EDITION" - Because Sl...
Finally... A pour-over machine that understands the "unique despair" of being a new parent. Refer a friend, and we'll BOTH cry into our mugs together! ...

BREAKING NEWS: One Year Later: The Pour-Over Sc...
Turns out, the "revolutionary" mind-reading coffee machine wasn't quite as perfect as promised... ☠️ Shocking Updates from Early Adopters: ⚠️ "It kept serving me decaf every...
BREAKING NEWS: One Year Later: The Pour-Over Sc...
Turns out, the "revolutionary" mind-reading coffee machine wasn't quite as perfect as promised... ☠️ Shocking Updates from Early Adopters: ⚠️ "It kept serving me decaf every...

Introducing xBloom Studio Pro Max - The World's...
Tired of manually adjusting your brew? The xBloom Studio Pro Max uses "advanced neuro-sensing technology" to read your coffee cravings before you even think them! Features: ...
Introducing xBloom Studio Pro Max - The World's...
Tired of manually adjusting your brew? The xBloom Studio Pro Max uses "advanced neuro-sensing technology" to read your coffee cravings before you even think them! Features: ...