April Fool 25

Introducing the xBloom Studio "Globetrotter" Set: The World’s First Luxury Coffee Travel System

Introducing the xBloom Studio "Globetrotter" Se...

April 1, 2024 – You’re a traveler who demands excellence in your destinations, your experiences, and especially your coffee. But until now, the perfect pour-over on the go required lugging half your kitchen...

Introducing the xBloom Studio "Globetrotter" Se...

April 1, 2024 – You’re a traveler who demands excellence in your destinations, your experiences, and especially your coffee. But until now, the perfect pour-over on the go required lugging half your kitchen...

xBloom Studio "NEW PARENT EDITION" - Because Sleep is Dead, But At Least Your Coffee is Alive!

xBloom Studio "NEW PARENT EDITION" - Because Sl...

  Finally... A pour-over machine that understands the "unique despair" of being a new parent.   Refer a friend, and we'll BOTH cry into our mugs together!       ...

xBloom Studio "NEW PARENT EDITION" - Because Sl...

  Finally... A pour-over machine that understands the "unique despair" of being a new parent.   Refer a friend, and we'll BOTH cry into our mugs together!       ...

BREAKING NEWS: One Year Later: The Pour-Over Scandal Unleashed

BREAKING NEWS: One Year Later: The Pour-Over Sc...

  Turns out, the "revolutionary" mind-reading coffee machine wasn't quite as perfect as promised...         ☠️ Shocking Updates from Early Adopters:    ⚠️ "It kept serving me decaf every...

BREAKING NEWS: One Year Later: The Pour-Over Sc...

  Turns out, the "revolutionary" mind-reading coffee machine wasn't quite as perfect as promised...         ☠️ Shocking Updates from Early Adopters:    ⚠️ "It kept serving me decaf every...

Introducing xBloom Studio Pro Max - The World's First "Mind-Reading" Pour-Over Coffee Machine

Introducing xBloom Studio Pro Max - The World's...

  Tired of manually adjusting your brew?    The xBloom Studio Pro Max uses "advanced neuro-sensing technology" to read your coffee cravings before you even think them!      Features: ...

Introducing xBloom Studio Pro Max - The World's...

  Tired of manually adjusting your brew?    The xBloom Studio Pro Max uses "advanced neuro-sensing technology" to read your coffee cravings before you even think them!      Features: ...